You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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