awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
