Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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