I want to make a zoo with you.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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