i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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