Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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