90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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