it's too hot outside to masturbate.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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