no, he came in my armpit
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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