I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
sex in a hospital.. check
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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