Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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