i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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