Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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