On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Also, beer. Big fan.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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