so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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