I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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