He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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