Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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