i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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