Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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