Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
this hospital has no fireball
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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