I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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