somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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