i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
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I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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