I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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