Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
organizing the empties. That sober.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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