So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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