yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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