Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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