I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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