FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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