I don't think brook has ever known best
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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