About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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