weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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