We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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