Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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