Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
"it" just moved
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
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I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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