why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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