Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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