dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
you inspire me to be a worse person
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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