Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
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The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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