I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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