Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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