So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Randomize
