Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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