He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
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Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
He literally asked permission to hit on me
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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