this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
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