Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
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I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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