Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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