Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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