Porn is love you can see.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
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...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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