I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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