If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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