I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
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Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
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If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".