i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively