just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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