In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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