so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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