Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
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I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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