yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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