whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
