Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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